October 2011
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[ all right, i think i’m gonna go to bed now since i have my final day of midterms tomorrow, but i’ll respond to john when i come back, fizz!!
anyways goodnight tumblr the sweet siren of my bed is reminding me that she is a tempting and persistent mistress ]
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==> Davesprite: Collapse.
prankmaster:
> John: Be unaware of impending gloom.
As a matter of fact, you are so unaware that you are currently enjoying yourself a little bit too much right now. Tonight has been pretty fun so far; what with the new music you can jam to, alongside catching up with other people—it was awesome. Sure, there were a few hitches along the way, but all in all, it’s been a good day.
Good, but...
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[ i wonder if i should change his url to crowbro ]
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==> Davesprite: Collapse.
Hah, yeah. Like I’d be so easy.
For a while, your mind is clouded with thoughts of your death and “christ my blood does taste like apple juice” before the harsh cry of your crowbros interrupt the trainwreck of thoughts. You try rolling over on your back, realizing too late that it was a bad idea, because shit genius you realize you have wings right??
In the end, you settle...
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prankmaster:
but that’s the whole point of gift-giving!!!
you give people things they don’t need hehehe.
//pauses then blinks a bit, analyzing what he just said; shakes his head a little
wait, that doesn’t sound right… bluh!! you know what i mean!
and dude, i am picturing you right now with a weave and it looks half-hilarious, half-badass. maybe you should get a weave for real. it’d be...
September 2011
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prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
figured but the image was worth it
didnt i already establish that i eat them out of pity?? you could keep them to yourself bro im not wishing for mad snacks this christmas
//slightly startled by sudden movement but just goes with it,
shit youve got me in a death grip
how am i supposed to beat you up with your braided locks of hair now??
//bunches up some...
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prankmaster:
and you’re implying i would have allowed you to put me in that ridiculous restraint.
because nope, no way!
man, i wish i was there though.
i would have grabbed a whole bunch and just dumped them at your place or something. i wouldn’t need to get you a christmas present then.
//feels weird getting hugged and not returning it, so he changes where he’s seated until he’s beside...
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mrvantas:
clockworksmurder replied to your post
[ mexican high five……….. ]
[OLAY FEATHERS]
[ SCREECH DSHJSFDGKJ ]
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prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
good because i wont always be there to s
save you
//nearly stumbles over words and clenches fist, realizing he’s crossing a line he doesn’t even want to get near
mostly because im a sprite yet
i can eat i just
dont need to
//shrugs
dont really want to either unless someones tossing out a half eaten bag of doritos
then im obligated to help it fulfill...
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prankmaster:
nah uh, dude!! i don’t need to be saved—
//stops himself
ok, maybe sometimes i do, but i can take care of myself! i swear!
//blinks up at him in mild disbelief
wait, what?? you don’t need to eat?
… man, i guess that’s because you’re a sprite huh. that must be pretty weird.
//resists the urge to laugh
you don’t have a beak to peck me with, so i’ll call you fluffy if i want...
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prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
prankmaster:
//puffs up his cheeks and totally ruins his argument
i already do sit at the big kids table!!!
and bluhhh, i don’t even want to think about the smell of weed. that shit is so gross.
//shudders a bit, then brings his knees closer to his body and props his own elbows on them; this must be quite the sight heh.
are you sure, dude?
this is why...
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prankmaster:
//puffs up his cheeks and totally ruins his argument
i already do sit at the big kids table!!!
and bluhhh, i don’t even want to think about the smell of weed. that shit is so gross.
//shudders a bit, then brings his knees closer to his body and props his own elbows on them; this must be quite the sight heh.
are you sure, dude?
this is why youll never make it big
cant even...
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prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
great observation egder
p
john
//tousles hair and awkwardly glances off to the side
if i say yes will it start a string of sexual innuendos
//still trying to look up at dave, but man, with all that hair in the way, it is kind of hard. bluh.
… why would i want to make sexual innuendos from that??
that is kind of your...
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[ by the way if i haven’t replied to you, whether it’s an ongoing conversation or you’re trying to talk to him, i’m not ignoring you!! i would never do that okay and if it seems that way please excuse me i’m a bit scatterbrained at times
also it’s pretty obvious that i’m really lacking a davesprite muse right now by how terribly i’m playing him at...
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prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
great observation egder
p
john
//tousles hair and awkwardly glances off to the side
if i say yes will it start a string of sexual innuendos
//still trying to look up at dave, but man, with all that hair in the way, it is kind of hard. bluh.
… why would i want to make sexual innuendos from that??
that is kind of your thing, dude.
//raises an eyebrow...
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wisefeatheryasshole started following you
aw shit
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prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
…
//eyeroll
everything but your mood apparently
//wraps tail and floats around and behind to rest chin and hands on john’s head
vroom vroom
ok, now you’re up hehehehe.
//shoulders shake a little with laughter, as he tries to look up at dave
are you trying to turn me into a car???
great observation egder
p
john
//tousles hair and awkwardly glances...
prankmaster:
clockworksmurder replied to your post: …
… //nudges with sprite tail
//is nudged!
hey dave.
what’s up??
…
//eyeroll
everything but your mood apparently
//wraps tail and floats around and behind to rest chin and hands on john’s head
vroom vroom
August 2011
162 posts
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youaredavestrider:
prankmaster:
birdstuck:
daveowl, i don’t know what you’re trying to do right there, but if you want to tell me a secret, you have to do it just like johnowl is doing, ok?
it looks like you just about mauled my eye off.
((SCREAMS))
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this headache won't go away.
prankmaster:
[ The wing comes as a surprise. Baby blue eyes widen a bit because he honestly wasn’t expecting that, but it isn’t like he’s about to complain or push it way. Instead, he sinks further into the offered wing; he’s trying to see if he can completely hide himself amidst orange feathers. It’s a welcomed comfort, too. John nudges Dave with his elbow to let him know that it’s fine. ]...
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littlepuppeteer:
==> Find the noises adorable.
You aren’t prepared when he starts cooing at the hair petting and you freeze for a moment, eyebrows furrowed as you stare at him. The confusion only grows when he shudders, but it soon smoothes away and a sly grin replaces it. Finally piecing together why he was acting the way he did.
It’s so very cute how he reacts to your touch and you can’t...
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prankmaster replied to your post: prankmaster replied to your post: [[ accidentally…
[ ooc. i’m slowly getting used to it ksfkjse. i… only recently started writing in second person, so ;3; do you wanna switch to second or stick to third, i am cool with either. ]
[[ we can stick to third if you would like 0v0 i’m okay with sticking to third person since i’m trying to get use to...
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prankmaster replied to your post: [[ accidentally shifting to second person while…
[ ooc. SOB I’M SORRY my problem is reverse. i wanted to do second person but then ended up writing in third…… /so used to third ]
[[ see i am actually used to writing in third person but ever since homestuck i’ve been writing in second and it’s getting easier……
now i can’t...
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[[ accidentally shifting to second person while trying to write in third
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this headache won't go away.
prankmaster:
whistle??
[ John looks amused for a bit as he considers that suggestion. He even tilts his head as he glances at Dave from the side. ]
that makes it easy then. i know how to whistle…
[ And as if he wants to prove it, he attempts to whistle a small tune. It is about as flimsy and weak as ever, but he does succeed in making a little noise! He was so engrossed in doing so that he...
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this headache won't go away.
prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
prankmaster:
bluh!! i think i am going to try and nap or something.
//idly flaps wings and stares at
hey bro if you need something to rest your head on i can hook you up
i can put a sleep number pillow to shame
… i wish i did not pass out right away after posting this so i could’ve seen that offer first.
because i...
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clockworksmurder started following you
eternalssuffering:
CLOCKWORKS… MURDER?…
UM.
caw caw
murder as in a group of crows
dont get your thong in a twist junior theres no manslaughter here
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this headache won't go away.
prankmaster:
clockworksmurder:
prankmaster:
bluh!! i think i am going to try and nap or something.
//idly flaps wings and stares at
hey bro if you need something to rest your head on i can hook you up
i can put a sleep number pillow to shame
… i wish i did not pass out right away after posting this so i could’ve seen that offer first.
because i would have taken you up on it, for...
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askthefeatheryasshole:
careful of the sword jesus you were almost impaled
also it would be nice to know WHO THE HELL YOU ARE
oh god youre one of those trolls arent you
this is not the coolest thing that could be happening
dave, meet nepeta.
that is how she says hello.
im not paying any vet bills
they dont give discounts to guys like me
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[[guys should i do it. ill wear the boa. ]]
fabrolous:
[[since i guess i posted my thigh-highs once before so this isnt a big deal]]
[ i’d offer to show mine but i’ve already spammed my personal enough with my face sob ]
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frecklefuck asked: Oh gross. Does this mean your uterus is rebelling or that your tits are starting to sag to your knees?
Molting is normal for you, right? You're not like some parrot going all neurotic from lack of socialization, are you? If you're pulling out your own feathers I'm putting cones on your hands and head. You'll look like one of those little dogs that have just...
Molting is normal for you, right? You're not like some parrot going all neurotic from lack of socialization, are you? If you're pulling out your own feathers I'm putting cones on your hands and head. You'll look like one of those little dogs that have just...
this headache won't go away.
prankmaster:
bluh!! i think i am going to try and nap or something.
//idly flaps wings and stares at
hey bro if you need something to rest your head on i can hook you up
i can put a sleep number pillow to shame
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frecklefuck asked: Hey, featherfuck. What have you been up to, I haven't seen you in forever.
clockworksmurder reblogged your post:...
johnegbertsprite:
hehe, not much! what about you?
//cocks head to the side and stares at
man you wouldnt believe the shit going down lately
finally got someone to take me home
sucker couldnt stand watching me waste the days in those crowded pet store cages and is ready to take me home
i get my own seed tray so i guess we all win
caw
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littlepuppeteer-deactivated2011 asked: [text]
okay so uhm. i may be in the hospital.
i got mauled by a dog. lost a lot of blood. yadda yadda.
room 202 if you wanna visit.
okay so uhm. i may be in the hospital.
i got mauled by a dog. lost a lot of blood. yadda yadda.
room 202 if you wanna visit.
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[ laughs because davesprite’s askbox is full of dirty messages/cawing and squawking from little bro and a message from john which i am working on by the way!! ]
clockworksmurder started following you.
johnegbertsprite:
hi there!
…. //crosses arms and raises an eyebrow
sup
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littlepuppeteer replied to your post: littlepuppeteer replied to…
((at the island still ill start a post for it when we get to it. itll be set in the past. after wards we can have a present meet up and lil bro can explain shit going on.))
[ all right sounds good!! i’ll work on my the replies that are waiting for me until then ]
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littlepuppeteer replied to your post: littlepuppeteer replied to your post: [ hi…
((//SMOOCH/ i can ask dawg hes on skype.))
[ /chirps lovingly at
and ohh that would be lovely if it isn’t too much trouble u v u ]
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littlepuppeteer replied to your post: [ hi davesprite account i missed you……….. ]
((!!!!!!!!!! /CLING))
[ I FINALLY FEEL UP TO ROLEPLAYING AGAIN even if i’m kind of exhausted sob but anyways
i’m working on a reply for the meet up thing and then maybe later i can ask brosprite how we’re going to do this thing even if my asks aren’t working…….
but yes i am...
